April 23, 2009

Ok, I’m sorry

Jeez. Yeah, I came up with the BabyShaker App. So what. Yeah, you shake a baby. It’s an educational tool for expecting teen mothers who want to try out shaking a baby on their iPod Touch before the real one gets here.

It’s called BETA testing, people!!

I also have one on homeless-bashing, seal-clubbing, midget-tossing, and glosticks (if you have 2 iPhones, they light up and you dance dance dance….)

Apps have never hurt anyone, except the “Hurt Someone” app: with it you pick a random target and hurl your iPod Touch or iPhone at them as hard as you can. The winner is you. And me, since you’ll buy another iPod Touch or iPhone.

So to sum up: Baby Shaking for real=bad.