April 22, 2009

Greetings Earth Day Humans

As the planet warms and acid-filled batteries melt into the ocean, turning our world into a noxious hell-scape free from hope and fresh tomatoes, ordinary people do their part by re-using paper cups and planting a shitty garden.

Not me though, I’ll be escaping into the stellarsphere to my new homeplanet in the Crab Nebula. Rick Branson and I went in on a timehare overlooking a beautiful methane lake. He needs methane to live. He’s seriously not of our dimension.

But that’ll be in a few thousand years.

Meanwhile, I go green, traveling to and fro on my Segway….yeah right….can you imagine?