iThin
A lot of rumors going around about me. How I’m too thin. Well, maybe you’re all too fat. After all, Fatties are destoying the planet. I have a metabolic imbalance, it’s called “I don’t eat every f**king thing in front of my face and then top it off with a pint of haagen-dazs and a Big Gulp-osis”.
No, but seriously, I’m feeling good.
I’m slowly having all my organs replaced with Apple replacements.
1) A revolutionary blood filtering device: the iLiver.
2) A breakthrough enyzme and insulin regulator: iPancreas
3) And a game-changing lymphatic product: MobileSpleen
Enjoy.
2 years ago