April 16, 2009

The Look

People are always asking me: “Hey Steve, why the black mock turtle neck and Levis with running shoes?” and then I’m always firing them….just kidding…..but no, seriously, they’re fired.

So I should explain, The Buddha teaches that technology and the craving of technology is the path to enlightenment, and the more songs you can hold in your heart (and your revolutionary mobile device) the closer to Understanding you will be.

Also more colors.

Black is the color of the future, because black is the presence of all colors. Imagine black being a 1 trillion gig iPod Shuffle (it’s coming), it would hold every song ever made, effortlessly. Like Black. It holds every color, effortlessly.

oh, and Levis make my junk look HUUUUGE.