April 29, 2010

Thoughts on Flash

Apple has a long relationship with Adobe. I ‘shroomed with those homos at the first Burning Man in ‘86. It was me, Larry Harvey, Penn Gillette, Corey Feldman, Buddy from “Charles in Charge” and the Adobe guys. We were trippin balls ‘til the break of dawn.

So Flash sucks. It’s complicated and hard to learn. I just wanted an animated website featuring my cats re-enacting the Battle of Guadalcanal. I had to pay some arrogant hipster with giant headphones and a back-pack for his skateboard like 3 grand. And a bag of shrooms.

So no way am I allowing Flash on my iStuff. But Adobe and Apple will still be strong partners. I’ve decided that Animated GIFs are the future. They’re so funny, LOL ;)

So we’ll only be supporting Shockwave-developed apps and content on our mobile devices. Youtube, Netflix, HULU, Vimeo, are all furiously converting all of their content into low-k animated GIFs.

Conclusions:

Flash Sucks

Buddy from “Charles in Charge” still owes me 30 bucks for gas.

And the Future is 1996.

That is All.

Steve Jobs

April,2010