Pound it out
Hey Bitchezzzz. Thought I forgot about you? Well, no, Papa Steve’s been bizzy. I’ve been dreaming up awesomeness for you to worship and fork over the kizz-cash.
It’s called…..the iTab……and yes, it’s a tablet computer…….no not that kind. It’s a asprin-based tab you swallow and it turns you into a human touch pad. Want to launch and App? Rub your nipples. You can see where I’m going with this. Let’s just say your battery will be a little tricky and hilarious to recharge.
The price? Give me all you got.
2 years ago