August 3, 2009

A lucky winner

A lucky young lady from Liverpool (a misleadingly named town) found the first lucky exploding iPhone. She wins a 3 day trip to Cupertino with the 5 other lucky kids who will also find exloding iphones. At the factory, they’ll meet the wozaloompas and ride on the chocolate river….not really. They’ll meet some overworked programmers and some chinese laborers toiling in our data mines.

She’s complained that I’m trying to shut her up about the exploding iPhone. Not true. I just don’t want her saying bad things about the iPhone, me, Apple, my appearance, my ego, or my new jeans. As long as she conveys her excitement, and her gratitude, and there’s not another living soul within 50 miles, she can say whatever she wants.