June 8, 2009

So what

So sue me, our stock is down 4 points because I didn’t lope onto the stage and steal the show from Scott and Phil.

It was just an iPhone 3GS announcement, oh and some other stuff too. The real stuff isn’t ready yet (I thought it would be), so I had a leisurely evening at home with Noah Wylie and an animatronic Gary Busey serv-o-bot. We did shrooms and watched DVDs while the BuseyBot told the same story about spirit-walking in the Absoraka Mountains — his memo chip is stuck.

I was planning to float on stage in my prototype Electro-Magnetic Segway and do some card tricks, you know, for the kids….but I awoke in Wylie’s arms at half past noon, covered in Busey Cyborg-vomit. I got cleaned up, drove Noah to the heliport and got stuck in traffic on the Kennedy….when I realized I wasn’t even in the same state as WWDC, or the same dimension. BuseyBots won’t be online for another century. So there you have it.

At least it wasn’t pig flu.