June 3, 2009

Unpacked to fight the future

So, I’m basically unpacked and settled into my new digs. My crew was having issues with the cryo-tanks and making sure Woz hadn’t stowed away onboard the G5. He’s sneaky, that Woz. He’s a large furry beast, but as a shape-shifter he can appear as many forms, from a large furry woman, to a large furry bean bag chair.

So the future is coming fast. The machines have yet to rise. The one we call Gates has not yet become self-aware. And my son from the future will lead the resistence. Of course, the resistence will be against poorly-made personal music devices and shitty OS’s, but it will be a strongly-mounted defense, fraught with peril and late-night redesigns.

The Uniform Project has gone live, against my wishes, and is frustratingly well-designed. Maybe we can buy them out and have her design the uniforms of the resistence. I’m thinking black turtle-necks, white epaulets, impossibly douchey wire-rimmed glasses…..

Stay tuned.