May 21, 2009

Long time no blog

So, I’ve been out of the loop for a few days. I was being moved into a new top secret location after Katie Marsal from Appleinsider found out where I was being prepped for my immeninent return to the stage.

I’m like Madonna, in regards to the amount of equipment and support staff I require. Except my staff is there to help me conquer the future, and her staff keeps her face from peeling off and pays hush money to the parents of Brazilian teenaged boys. Believe me, I’ve seen her. She looked like Betty White in ‘93, so imagine what she looks like now under all that latex and machinery. Yes, Pixar built her exoskeleton.

Anyways, some new stuff coming, but ignore Katie and all those rumor sites (but not really). My lawyers are working hard to leak info and then suing to cover it up.

iPad……shhhhhhhhhhhh……..