Greetings Human
So I saw Star Trek over the weekend at a private screening aboard Woz’s hoveryacht.
Impressive, especially the character development of the Vulcan they call Spock. We always called him “he who is most-likely to be on earth television ” as we taunted him….
What’s that?
Yes, I am Vulcan. I thought that was clear. To assimilate, I had my ears shaved and my eyebrows re-stitched. The hair is the same. And to think everyone assumed I was a Borg. That Romulan, Bill Gates, can suck it, for spreading that rumor on the galactic chat rooms.
The iPod is a spin-off of a device we Vulcans use during our pon farr mating drive. Every 7 years we have to mate with something, anything, or we go insane. My mating periods have coincided with: the first Apple home computer, the Macintosh in ‘84, Pixar, the iMac, and the iPhone. The MacBook air was just me getting a little horny.
So who am I mating with? I think it’s obvious. Technology.
Oh, and many many many hot geeky granola babes.
Live long and buy my stuff. Buy it.
2 years ago