May 8, 2009

iFashion

So, someone (most likely an avid fan) has started an amazing project. This New York based designer is wearing the same dress everyday for a year and allowing users to donate money and accessories to help her keep the look innovative. The proceeds will go to a school in India, helping needy kids get an education

It’s a great idea.

The only problem is I thought of it first. I’ve been wearing the same outfit for YEARS, with no help from any of you (I don’t need it), and my proceeds also go to India, I put those kids to WORK building chips, assembling iPod Shuffles and helping you ingrates figure out how to reset your PRAM.

And not only in India. Sri Lanka, Singapore, Ohio — all of the third world benefits from my generosity. Many people say I’m like Ghandi, but with better sneakers.