May 8, 2009

Oops, iTwittered

So the pig flu ran it’s course, but during my fevered and vicodin-induced state, I bought Twitter. Shit. Now I’m stuck with an unusable and annoying social-networking trend. The only social networking that should be taking place are:

• Knowing nods on the subway between two iPod users

2. iChat

C: Email sent on iMacs through MobileMe

#4:Telling someone about iTunes movie downloads

F) Demanding PC users recognize your Mac’s superiority

• And conference calls with shareholders where I tell tell them how rich I’m making them.

Sure, I get it, it’s web 2.0 and it has poppy colors and rounded edges (essential to good design) but it’s not made out of either surgical grade aluminum or titatium. Maybe I can make it better. I’ll add a camera to it, or charge .99 cents per tweet. And adding an “i” to the front of the name can’t hurt.

hmmm, I’m liking it now. iTwitter.

*smiles*