May 8, 2009

For Your Health

I believe in the healing power of natural medicine. Yoga, various teas, and meditation can cure anything. Unless I’m sick, in which case I have very high-paid doctors to inject me with B12 and Icelandic Thyroid Extract.

I’m also a strong advocate of exercise. Did you know you burn 5 calories every time you tell someone else to exercise? I’ll never forget my first time thinking about running a marathon. And yelling and throwing fits are excellent cardio workouts.

The teachings of Buddah are also a healthy and super cool way to live life. But if you fall off a cliff or are suddenly crushed by a display of iMacs and have moments to live, Jesus is on standby.

For your health!