May 2, 2009

iPhone to the rescue

So I ordered this app developed so all you mere mortals can track the great swine flu freakout of 09.

I’m cured though. I beat it with technology. It’s called orange juice, a vegan diet and handfulls of vicodin. Feeling much more cupcake than before. Have has.

Hmm?

Oh, sorry. Anyhoo, the main point is this: I will live forever and all you mouth-breathers will download all my useful apps except “shake the baby”, that one was wrong.

Over and out.