April 29, 2009

Loooong Weekend

Hey all,

Been a while, I know, I know. I took a much deserved break and spent a long weekend in Sarasota, Florida. Great town. Sammy’s Krab Katch has the best soft-shell this side of the Chesapeake. And you can get a reasonably priced room at the Days Inn. They have a waffle station at the continental breakfast buffet. Amazing…..

Seriously, I f**king hate Florida. I would NEVER step foot down there, unless I was stepping my foot onto a throat. I’ve tried many times to ban sales of Apple products in that degenrative sack of human pus they call a penisula. I don’t want them to become sentient by using my superior devices to learn and gain knowledge.

Keep them in the dark and keep them monitored.