May 2010
1 post
Whoa! Back up the bus!
According to Yahoo I’m not cool anymore. They said I’m like an old man yelling at kids in my yard. How did this happen? Was it when I sued my dry cleaner for 3 billion (and won) for shrinking one of my turtlenecks? Was it when I stopped freebasing mocaine?
Some people are blaming me for stealing all that blogger’s stuff. Or hating on Flash. Or banning nipples in the app store.
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